Eli Manning

Well, Week 1 went off without a hitch. If you want an adjective, use "predictable," because Sunday pretty much went according to plan.Tom Savage? Pfft, more like Tom Tame. Oh, the Browns, Bears, and Jets also lost, not that anyone expected that. This really is like watching a three-hour movie, only to find out it was all just a dream in the end. Anywho, as mundane as Week 1 might have been, there are some BIG fantasy storylines to chew on. Some, you probably saw coming. Others, well, let's just say you never know who's…

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. To translate, a good player is a good player. It might be Week 1 whacky-time real soon, but it always pays to stick with the herd. Backing yourself as a fantasy genius is fun, but nothing good ever came from making un-edu-macated guesses.Unless, of course, I do it for you.Okay, these guesses are educated - kinda. Life is too short to always do what you're told, but if these bold predictions fail to actually, y'know, come true,…